So at work we sell these little animal key chains that make noises and light up. We have cows, ducks, pigs, and frogs. At my register I have the frogs and pigs. And I’ll be the first to say the pigs look a little funny because of how they’re just laying in their cardboard grass.
Well tonight, a man and woman came through my line and and I’m ringing them up when the guy picks up a pig key chain and goes “Hey what does this look like?”
There was no pause when she screamed
“IT LOOKS LIKE A WHITE MAN’S PENIS.”